homebiscuitskillet: i dont think anything as ever described me so perfectly
giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! ASDFGHJKL Just in time for my birthday! Ok, back to being normal now
CLARA'S TRUE IDENTITY
I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is...– Emily Browning (via iamnotaslag)
Ah, the joys of reveling in parental disappointment.
whittenorr: i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit props clouds, you’re metal as hell
lnfamy: australian males have a tendency to be both homophobic and extremely racist and it’s incredibly disheartening
Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast...– The Winter of the Air (via punkbunnies)
Sometimes I wonder if I’m just a cold and unemotional human being.
eyrie-dragon: doeskin-pantaloons: phantomofwesteros: Sometimes to cheer myself up I watch fights between Essendon and Hawthorn or the last five minutes of the Anzac Day ‘09 match. Why hello there, fellow Aussie. =) I myself enjoy watching that one time Collingwood had a goalless half. Trouble is that watching Melbourne get thrashed isn’t half as fun, or we would all be so happy all the...
doeskin-pantaloons: t-orx: doeskin-pantaloons: sassyjolras: littlejehan: Fun Fact about Australian Marriages: It was only in 2004 that the Marriage Act was altered to specific define marriage as between a man and a woman. hahahha haha ha fucking hell Australia Australia, fuck you. Whose idea was it to change that? Thank you not so much for setting us back god knows how many...
doeskin-pantaloons: sassyjolras: littlejehan: Fun Fact about Australian Marriages: It was only in 2004 that the Marriage Act was altered to specific define marriage as between a man and a woman. hahahha haha ha fucking hell Australia Australia, fuck you. Whose idea was it to change that? Thank you not so much for setting us back god knows how many years to get the definition...
pityreblogs: sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m tryna get popular on the internet
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caliborm: The Definition of Marriage Amendment Bill has passed into New Zealand law, 77-44, making same sex marriage and joint adoption by married same sex couples legal. After the bill was announced, the entire hall of parliament burst into song together, singing Pokarekare Ana, a maori…
directioner10001: teutonicknightofawesome: tumblr listen i’ve seen you achieve some great things the fluffy chicken was one of our greatest achievements yet and now i have a request my parents said if this post gets 700,000 notes then they will (attempt to) send me to america to finally meet my best friend!!! i know 700,000 is a stretch like damn gurl but hey plane tickets cost a lot and...
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